About

I’m a Virginia native living in Florida. Wife, mother, pet owner, full-time employee trying to navigate this thing called life.

I’m sarcastic and sometimes a bit blunt and have almost zero control over my facial expressions. It doesn’t matter whether or not it comes out of my mouth, it’s written all over my face. There won’t be any profound revelations, everything I write may as well begin with “Dear Diary”. I figured I’m not the only one out there that has no idea what the hell they’re doing. Not really anyway. Fake it until you make it, right?

What can you expect? Ramblings about toddlers, motherhood and marriage. Struggling to find balance. Attempts at maintaining a healthy lifestyle while being ridiculously obsessed with pizza and fries along with what I’m currently watching, reading or listening to. I will most likely be writing in very much the same way I talk so not everything will be grammatically correct or even politically correct and if those things bother you, well then this is not for you.

Hope you enjoy the ride … here goes nothing.